This is probably more than a little offensive.

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Okay here goes.

Whenever I read the newspapers, I get pissed off. It’s been getting worse, really. See, recently I’m sure we’ve all heard about that “bufan-esque” old man who kept his daughter locked up for 24 years, and has sex with her so she has, what, 9 children? Hmm. Come to think of it, it should be “tang-esque”, what with all the incest and shit. Then, today I read that his daughter has suffered, and I quote “multiple organ failure, and might not recover from her coma”. “Should she die, prosecuters plan to charge Mr Fritz (Tang) with murder.” Let’s see. Anyone know what’s the maximum sentence for murder in Austria? Anyone?

15 years.

Hardly enough. The guy shouldn’t even get life in prison. Hell, he shouldn’t get the death sentence. He should be locked up in solitary confinement for 24 years minimum, with his only visitors being homosexual prison wardens who violate him at least once everyday.

Quid pro quo. That’s the principle I believe our judicial system should be based on. The problem with our judicial system is that it tries too hard to be fair, to be humane, almost. But justice, as it is with most things, is never, ever fair. In that case, shouldn’t it be unfair against the criminals, rather than their victims? Quid pro quo, you kill, you get killed, you lock someone up, you get locked up, you gang rape someone, you get gang raped by a bunch of sex-starved prison wardens with Tang-esque lengths.

Some may argue, what about the sanctity of human life? The sanctity that god, in his wisdom so espouses? First off, God has no problems killing people when he feels like they deserve it. For those of you who read the bible, remember Sodom and Gomorrah? God nuked those two cities, because he felt they were “immoral”. Nothing says justice like your city getting destroyed because you decided to whack off to some porn, motherfucker. And what ABOUT the sanctity of human life? If someone decides to violate the rights of another person, hell, his should be taken away from him in return. Who gives a fuck if it involves stooping to his level? If you can’t beat them, join them, and with our current soft approach to justice, we’re never going to reduce the number of these atrocities to an acceptable level, if any amount is acceptable at all.

The problem is, 1 out of 7 convicts are innocent. You know what? That’s a price I’m willing to pay. After all, (nerd quote, don’t sue me GW), there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

/rant off.